Jason figures he'll have to apologize to Sookie next time he sees her, on account that if this is anything like her crazy vamp attraction, he understands it now. Okay, now stop thinking about your sister while you got a boner.

"No, no witches. No vampires. No fairies. Just... listen, I've been under a spell before, this ain't it." It's too real, and he can't stop staring at her mouth.